Let's not....

... talk about the fact I spent 10 minutes in the bathroom at work on Friday plucking my eyebrows with the tweezers from our 1st Aid Kit. What? I happened to notice they looked particularly ferral and I wasn't exactly doing work at 3:30pm after a long, boozy work lunch..

... point out to me that I "have something on my forehead." I KNOW I have a mark on my forehead that looks like I walked into something sharp. You really want to know what it is? It's a hickey alright! Yes, at 23 I have a HICKEY ON MY FOREHEAD. Let's also not mention the fact this is not the first time I have had a hickey on my forehead, and NO I don't have any particular fetish with this. AB and I were just goofing around, and I stupidly said "Hey remember that time you accidentally gave me a forehead hickey?" Obviously you all know what happened next. Because we are 12 (not 50.)*

...lets do however talk about the fact that the SES has decided that if you're cool and environmentally friendly enough to take public transit every day (Hi! Me! Obviously) you get to go home at 2:00pm today. Because apparently we're about to have a massive storm that will shut off all the power, and thus public transit. Cool! But really, this is just amazing that they're telling us beforehand, instead of, um ya know, stranding us on public transit for hours like they did this summer! Regardless, I'm sorta torn between heading home, or trying to stick it out at work and cursing myself for not wearing a coat, or anything warm today.

...lets also talk about how if Gerrard Butler really is dating Jennifer Anniston, I'm going to refuse to have 10,000 of his babies like we previously decided, and break up with him. Because I'm sorry, while I loved Rachel back in the days of FRIENDS, I really hate Jen and think she's just a bit of a miserable bitch.**

I'm OUTTA HERE KIDDOS!

*Apparently I have very thin skin, with the tendancy to draw blood. Seriously you'll draw blood (REALLY) if you suck on me. That sounds TERRIBLE, but wasn't at all how I intended it to be. You know when you're a kid and would sit around with your friends sucking on your own arm really hard until you had bite marks?** Yeah, I couldn't do that without ending up with a mouthful of blood. Gross. It's also no secret I bruise really easily and routinely look like a cancer patient. ** Um was I the only one who did that? Seriously?

** Mostly I just wanted to be able to use this tag again at least once.